Hey Chief, Got A Pipe?
I couldn’t make this story up if I tried…
Got a report that the Mayor was drowning sorrows at McGraths Pub on Tuesday night. He was there with his usual band of suspects- Giorgione, Keller, Pickles, Lispi…and more.
Normally, the Mayor occupies a stool at the end of the bar. Apparently, his party was at a table near the entrance on Tuesday.
Earlier in the night, Bartender Chris had to kick out a drunk who was overly belligerent. Just absolutely wasted.
So shortly after the Mayor, Chief of Police, Captain of Police and a handful of other high-ranking city officials took their seats at a table, the belligerent drunk who was removed earlier re-entered the bar.
(And this is where it gets too crazy to believe)
The drunk guy approached the Mayor’s table and asked “Do any of you guys have a pipe? I got some weed”
!!!
A drunk dude.
Approached the Mayor and Chief of Police.
And asked them.
If they had a pipe so he could go smoke some WEED.
For a state with a pretty fair amount of colleges, we sure does has some stoopid people running around.
Only in Harrisburg…
Create your own FACEinHOLE
That’s what she said.