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Oh, God it’s Linda

I just watched her acceptance speech.

And Linda, we’re not off to a good start.

You see, I don’t practice any organized religion. I don’t “rejoice” or “pray” and the only “laying of hands” that happens in my house happens behind closed doors with my girlfriend and I.

And it’s going to be a VERY long four years if you don’t stop with the religious crap that you’ve been spewing. I’m not alone in saying that “I don’t want to hear it.”

In fact, this is right about where you lost me when you were on council. All of the “glory be to god” stuff.

Don’t take this the wrong way; I respect your beliefs. Just as I respect the beliefs of all of my fellow human beings.

But the difference between them and people like you is that most people don’t quote the bible in regular conversation.

Oh, god told your sister to tell you that the darts would keep coming?

Get used to the darts, sister.

There’s no place in government for bible thumping.

And as soon as we have that understood, then I’ll consider taking your Mayorship…er, Mayoral Tenure seriously.