Ganked this from the PennLive forums- all due credit goes to the one and only Jason Smith-

Middle class: That over-taxed, under-valued group of people pandered to by politicians as the recipients of government bounty, paid for by the “rich.” Instead of said bounty, they receive a tax increase, blamed on the Rich. See also: Poor.

Rich: That over-taxed, under-valued group of people attacked by politicians as the cause of all the problems the politicians created. Government takes $10 from them and gives back $1, says it is TWICE what was given back to the guy who paid $2 and got back 50�. Confiscate the dollar.

Poor: See also Middle Class.

Politicians: Rich people who pretend they are Middle Class.

Obama: Not anything they say he is and everything you hope he might be.

McCain: Everything they say he is and worse.

Democracy: That antiquated notion that people can rule themselves without the careful oversight of dictator, king, or Congressional sub-sub-sub committee. Their guns were seen as unnecessary as no further revolutions would be required.

Steve Reed: A nocturnal bug-eyed creature, smelling faintly of nicotine, known for collecting artifacts on the public dime. Also collects Vampire Hunting Kits, medieval chain mail, tortilla machines, and subscriptions to Rodeo News. Supports Hillary for her experience and Obama for his inexperience. See also: Provincial Bureaucratic Boss.

America: See Rome. The endish bit, when they ran out of money to pay the barbarian hordes.