Showin’ Leon Some Love
Us rabble rousers gotta stick together.
With that- I must introduce you to Harrisburg’s newest blogger- although he uses a pseudonym and I still don’t know who he is (but I know people who know him), he still seems like a good egg.
You see, Leon Jackson and I have had our fisticuffs on the Harrisburg forum of PennLies. But I’m not one to hold a grudge.
So here, friends, are a few excerpts from who may possibly be my most unexpectedly favorite new blogger- the one, the only…Leon Jackson.
From “Gay Sex Is Legal In Riverfront Park”
Sure there is trash everywhere on the lower deck. Sure the city only cuts down the weeds twice a summer. Sure there are ALWAYS 2-6 crackheads underneath the train bridge just south of the Market St. bridge. Sure there are a half dozen dead fish decaying along the shores of the lower deck of the mighty Susquehanna. Sure there is a mine field of goose shit all over. Sure ghetto thugs are letting their pit bulls attack other dogs. Sure there is graffiti everywhere. Sure the weeds are overgrown through the cracks of the broken concrete walkway. Sure there is homeless peoples’ clothing littered throughout the sidewall. Sure there’s a bar’s worth of beer cans littering the shore.
From Zeus Wins God Primary in Harrisburg
Up next for Zeus, a head to head battle with another mythological figure, Christian God, daddy to JC. This will be a tough battle for Zeus. This dude actually claims that he has a son but didn’t actually knock up the chick…and many people believe him…politics at it’s best!
Go read. He was crying in his last post about not being added to the rolls of BlogHarrisburg just yet…what he would know (if he would reveal his identity to me) is that all he’d need to do is send me an email.
One step at a time, right?
Welcome to the fold, Leon. Your life – as you know it- will never be the same again.