1. Drive worse than you normally would as people have grown to expect it.
2. At any sign of accumulation, cancel ALL schools and government employee schedules for the day.
3. If you work in the news industry, run misleading headlines and stories alluding to the notion that it’s far worse outside than it actually is.
4. By [...]
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A List Of Rules For Central PA Snowdays
The Class of 2012
My little sister is a cheerleader.
(You, in the back…shut up.)
Anyway, she’s a cheerleader. And is a senior in high school.
And the high school cheerleaders/football players have a bunch of goofy but old and unquestioned traditions they play out year after year.
I was never a football player or a cheerleader so I don’t really understand [...]
Election Day Prediction
It’s going to be one of two things tonight-
There are either going to be a whole lot of pissed of white people or there are going to be a whole lot of pissed off black people.
Plain and fucking simple.
This is going to be one of either the most incredibly exciting and unpredictable days in most [...]
Class Definitions
Ganked this from the PennLive forums- all due credit goes to the one and only Jason Smith-
Middle class: That over-taxed, under-valued group of people pandered to by politicians as the recipients of government bounty, paid for by the “rich.” Instead of said bounty, they receive a tax increase, blamed on the Rich. See also: [...]
Seriously- Put Your Stupid Cellphone Away
I just got in from witnessing an awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, ass-kicking performance from AC/DC at the Wachovia Center in Wilkes-Barre.
The show was surprisingly…astounding.
And even if you only remotely know me, you should have picked up on the fact that I’m not easily impressed anymore- especially when it comes to concerts and live shows.
Every angle of [...]