Archive for April 30, 2009

Selective Enforcement

Haven’t forgotten about the Amusement Tax, have you?

Good. ‘Cause neither have I.

I’m going to bang out a couple-hundred words here about “Selective Enforcement”.

Wikipedia defines it as follows:

Selective enforcement is the ability that executors of the law (such as police officers or administrative agencies, in some cases) have to select who they want to enforce laws against. The use of enforcement discretion in an arbitrary way is referred to as selective enforcement or selective prosecution.

Historically, selective enforcement is recognized as a sign of tyranny, and an abuse of power, because it violates Rule of Law, allowing men to apply justice only when they choose. Aside from this being inherently unjust, it almost inevitably must lead to favoritism and extortion, with those empowered to choose being able to help their friends, take bribes, and threaten those they desire favors from.

Walking a fine line here, I understand. On one account, it’s not my job to inform Steven Ketterer (Tax Collector of the City of Harrisburg) what promoters are charging admission to events and which ones aren’t.

But at the same time, there are venues in this city that operate for profit (thereby qualifying for the 10% shake-down) that do not pay this tax.

In fact, I know of one venue who used to pay the tax- but when ownership of the venue changed hands, their checks began getting sent back to them. Indication that for some odd selective reasoning, they no longer had to contribute.

Meanwhile, the City Tax Collector sends a copy of my monthly marketing ad with events that we charge a cover for highlighted.

Is this fair treatment?

Or is this, as Wikipedia defines it, boderline Tyranny?

Note to Harrisburg City Council- This is the first of many examples I’m going to be giving you as to why you must reform this tax.

Thanks for listening.

3/4 Of The Mayoral Candidates Debate Recap

*sigh*

Wouldn’t it be great if we could take the best parts of Linda Thompson, Les Ford, Nevin Mindlin AND Steve Reed; roll them all into one super-candidate and then vote for that hybrid?

Based on what I saw last night, I’m still on the fence with regard to my vote on May 19th.

If we could take Linda’s fire, Les’ intelligence, Nevin’s patience and Reed’s established connections and somehow mix them all together, MAN would we have a great Mayor.

But all four candidates still leave something to be desired.

Les and Sheila assured me that what I said in my last candidates night review was simply not true. And although Sheila tries to influence Les, the man stands on his own. Whether that’s good or bad is still to be determined. But one thing’s for sure…if Les wants to effectively communicate his vision to the public, he’s going to need to tone down his vocabulary and speak to his audience…not three levels above them.

Nevin had some great answers to (mostly) slow-pitch questions. Specifically, his idea to create a legislative body for School Board while keeping the Mayor on as CEO. Similar to the Mayor/City Council dynamic, this does seem like (at least) a good transitional plan to give control of the school board back to…the school board.

Reed wasn’t there. He thought it was more important to remind the Hispanic community to wash their hands and avoid travel to Mexico than attend and participate in a debate planned for months.

And Linda.

Oh, Linda. After the debate, I had a brief moment with her to address the “Kill Whitey” statement in my last post about the debates. We are tentatively scheduled to tape a conversation with Roxbury to talk about the race issue in the city.

But two things stuck out in my mind about her answers last night: 1st- she all but said that she’ll be voting “NO” on the proposed Keystone Opportunity Zone tonight. And two: she said that, in order to encourage more African American male teachers in the Harrisburg School District, that she would explore the option of offering incentives and bonuses to black men to teach in the district.

WHAT?!?!?

It’s still anybody’s race.

And my vote is still up for the taking.

I’m just hoping one of these four does something spectacular to win my confidence.

Schuykill Free For All

It’s a good thing they closed the schools today.

My daily route often consists of a drive down Schuylkill Street from 7th to Front. Oftentimes, I’ll check my PO Box at the 7th street post office and take the (sometimes scary) drive back down to Front on Schuylkill.

Nearly every time, I pass two or three houses with groups of five or six men lingering about  in front of the homes. And from nearly every group, I hear the beckoning call of “yo!” or “ay yo!”.

These guys are selling drugs. Without a doubt. I don’t know exactly what drugs, but having spent my fair number of years working in questionable neighborhoods in Newark, NJ, Queens, NY and Bridgeport, CT; there’s no doubt in my mind that, should I ever need to pick up some crack or heroin on my way home from work, I know that a quick drive down Schuylkill would yield me all of the narcotics I could handle.

Earlier today, while on this same route, I slowed down my little black Saab to accomodate the group of four or five school-aged youths walking down the middle of the street. Sunroof and windows wide open, I was enjoying the fresh summer-esque air. I thought to myself, “Why are these kids walking down the street at 1 in the afternoon?” And then I remembered- many Harrisburg schools were dismissed early today due to the heat. (Which, really isn’t all that bad today).

Creeping past at about 12 miles per hour, I saw one of the girls exhaling smoke from her lips. “Ah, kids smoking cigarettes on the walk home from school…I remember those days” I thought to myself. But as I passed the group, I didn’t get a whiff of cigarette smoke. No, friends, this was undoubtedly weed. Pot. Dope. Ganja. Mary Jane.

Now, don’t get me wrong- I’m not necessarily opposed to marijuana use.

But I do take issue with a group of teenagers walking down the street at 1:00 on a Tuesday afternoon when Harrisburg schools were dismissed early because of the heat.

Weed? Crack? Smack? Dope?

Find it all on Schuylkill.

Janks Jailed…Again

Update on the Janks Debacle-

North Wales’ Tom Cipriano, better known to fans of Howard Stern as Capt. Janks spent the weekend in jail.

He was arrested Thursday by Plymouth Township Police for allegedly taking a deposit of $350 in December from the Old Mansion House in Conshohocken to host an event there in March for which he never appeared, according to Detective-Sergeant Karen Mabry of Plymouth Township.

Invisible Children

Got a call from Roxbury yesterday alerting me to a group from San Diego that had gathered on the steps of the Capitol in an effort to raise awareness of the horrific war happening in Uganda which enlists children (ages 7-15) as its soldiers.

Movement leaders Laren Poole and Zach Barows were in Uganda about five years ago filming an unrelated documentary when the vehicle they were traveling behind was blown up by the child-soldiers.

Enraptured by the story of the war being led by Joseph Kony, Poole and Barrows were compelled to tell the story of the plight of these innocent children.

Currently, there are roughly three thousand youths enslaved to war and the US has been ignoring what could be an easy humanitarian effort to save the lives of innocent children.

The concept of The Rescue- (the hundred-city rally organized by Poole and Barrows) is that a group of locally organized individuals rallies in a central location of a city. In order for the group to be “rescued”, an A-List celebrity or politician must pledge to do their part to bring this cause to the forefront of the national political arena.

To date, the group has raised over a half-million dollars for their efforts and it looks as if they will not rest until this senseless war is ended.

I stopped at the Capitol Sunday afternoon and had a brief chat with the organizers about their cause…