On the first day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
A big mess we all could see

On the second day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
Two failed museums and
A big mess we all could see

On the third day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
Three parking tickets
Two failed museums and
A big mess we all could see

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
Four big sinkholes
Three parking tickets
Two failed museums and
A big mess we all could see

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
A five-term Mayor
Four big sinkholes
Three parking tickets
Two failed museums and
A big mess we all could see

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
Six cops are quitting
A five-term Mayor
Four big sinkholes
Three parking tickets
Two failed museums and
A big mess we all could see

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
Seven council members fighting
Six cops are quitting
A five-term Mayor
Four big sinkholes
Three parking tickets
Two failed museums and
A big mess we all could see

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
Eight consultants milking
Seven council members fighting
Six cops are quitting
A five-term Mayor
Four big sinkholes
Three parking tickets
Two failed museums and
A big mess we all could see

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
Nine bars are closing
Eight consultants milking
Seven council members fighting
Six cops are quitting
A five-term Mayor
Four big sinkholes
Three parking tickets
Two failed museums and
A big mess we all could see

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
Ten percent amusement tax
Nine bars are closing
Eight consultants milking
Seven council members fighting
Six cops are quitting
A five-term Mayor
Four big sinkholes
Three parking tickets
Two failed museums and
A big mess we all could see

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
Eleven bums on Second
Ten percent amusement tax
Nine bars are closing
Eight consultants milking
Seven council members fighting
Six cops are quitting
A five-term Mayor
Four big sinkholes
Three parking tickets
Two failed museums and
A big mess we all could see

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Harrisburg sent to me
A dozen indicted in Bonusgate
Eleven bums on Second
Ten percent amusement tax
Nine bars are closing
Eight consultants milking
Seven council members fighting
Six cops are quitting
A five-term Mayor
Four big sinkholes
Three parking tickets
Two failed museums and
A big mess we all could see