Well, Jersey Mike‘s actually.

The sub shop that I have no affiliation with.

I’ve got a Google Alerts set for “jersey mike” (because I’m narcissistic like that) and get an email any time those two words come up on any website in the universe.

Most times, it’s something about how wonderful the sub shop is-

But today, ’twas different.

MEBANE — Two men, one armed with a handgun, held up Jersey Mike’s Subs shortly before 9 p.m. Saturday, Mebane police said.

Nothing special in this story.