Archive for July 31, 2007

Hometown Mob News

I have a Google Alerts set for my hometown in Jersey-

This morning, I got an interesting tidbit of news from the motherland-

They call him “Petey Cap.” But now some are calling Peter Caporino “Greedy Petey” for keeping up his numbers racket, even after he informed on more than a dozen Genovese crime family members.

The 70-year-old Hasbrouck Heights man’s skill in keeping out of prison ended in a Jersey City court last week, when he pleaded guilty to running an illegal gambling ring as part of a plea deal that includes a seven-year prison term, much of which will likely be spent in isolation.

All Ten Thousand Of You

JerseyMike.org hit a milestone today.

July is the first month that we officially hit ten thousand unique visitors- which in the big scheme of things, isn’t much- but it means a lot to me.

You see, I didn’t start this site for anything other than an alternative to quitting MySpace.

Plus, I like to write. It’s an outlet- and I oftentimes bore people in person with my socio-political views and rants.

Although I still bore people in person with my convoluted views and opinions, this is a much safer and easier method to express what travels through my twisted little angst ridden mind.

I think it may be some sort of blogging faux-pas to tout ones traffic, but I had sort of a shitty day- and needed to be my own favorite narcissist for a hot minute and write about where things are at in my corner of the world.

So I must say ‘thank you’ for reading. I know a few of you personally- but I’m gonna guess that I wouldn’t know most of you if you came up and punched me in the eye. (Not that I want you to come up and punch me in the eye- I’d much rather you buy me a beer)

I also wanted to point out that you won’t see advertising here any time soon. Not even those goofy Google Ads. I believe that if you want to purchase something, you can easily find it without the assistance of a targeted ad within my pages.

You will, however, find a plug from time to time. Sometimes it’ll be a project I’m working on- other times a show- and even OTHER times it may just be a pretty cool place, person or thing that I dig.

That and Tee Shirts.

That’s right. I’m gonna start selling tee shirts here. Hopefully as soon as next week you’ll have your chance to pick up your very own piece of me- for a mere twelve to fifteen bucks. But only if you want it.

Love, piss and vinegar-

Jersey

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New Page- More Shows- All Good

Lots of people have been asking me what’s up with the Roundtable site lately- I’ll explain in detail in another post, but Roundtable Presents is still here and going strong- but I’ve decided to promote my shows here- on this site- for the moment.

It has a little something to do with the Amusement Tax- and has something to do with my not wanting to spread myself too thin-

But I’ll explain in great detail at another time.

So for now- check out the “Upcoming Shows” page for what I’ve got coming up- I’ll update weekly. So check back often.

F.U., Pay Me.

Ain’t it just funny?

Ain’t it just funny how our legal system works in this country?

Ain’t it funny how they “punish” us for our “crimes” that we commit?

I think it’s hilarious.

I mean, really- how else CAN I see it?

What else can I do but LAUGH?

You see, you can commit ALL the “crimes” that you’d like- if you can AFFORD it.

Shit, you got money in the bank? Then go commit some crimes- rob a bank, rip off some old lady- maybe drive drunk and ram your car into a pedestrian.

Who was it that did that last year or so? Wasn’t it some high ranking official who was driving SHITFACED down front street and killed someone?

Seriously.

Got a good lawyer? Maybe he went to the same fraternity as you? Go right ahead and cook the books of your corporation and squirrel away millions in offshore accounts and wind up under federal indictment- as long as your high priced attorney can talk your ass out of it.

But it’s not only the money, honey- it’s also who you know.

Oh, you’re Justice Jerkies good friend? Maybe your uncle plays golf with him? He remembers you from when you were a kid?

Eh, cut the kid a break.

But if you CHALLENGE the very system you wish to change- you better have the dough to back it up because they’ll FUCK with you ANY opportunity they get.

Because that’s ALL THEY’VE GOT.

THEIR rules keep us in line.

THEIR corruption keeps us working.

THEY put things in such a dire financial state and WE have to pay for it.

Do I believe in “Crime and Punishment”?

Absolutely.

Do I believe in “pay to play”?

No fucking way.

I believe a person should be judged on their character and what they do to contribute to the society in which they live.

But they don’t see it that way.

You see, they think they can keep us down by financially penalizing us. They set the system up to encourage us to incur more penalties. They encourage us to rack up the fees and fines.

Remember that scene from Goodfellas?
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“And then finally, when you can’t borrow another buck from the bank; when you can’t buy another bottle of booze- you bust the joint out. You light a match.”

Detractors who’ll tell me “dude, just pay your tickets and you won’t have these problems”- you’re MISSING THE POINT.

It’s not about what I need to do to avoid these problems- it’s about how they decide to keep us in line.

They think that if we can’t afford it that we can’t make a change.

But all of their fees and fines and surcharges and bullshit tickets- just add fuel to the fire burning in me to make a change.

A word to the wise- this city is BROKE. They are DESPERATE for cash. They are BACKED INTO A CORNER and if you QUESTION them right now- if you PUBLICLY challenge Reed and Co- they’ll try to silence you by shaking you down.

Oh, you think I’m being dramatic?

Go ask Kia Hansard, Shirley Jackson, Karls Singleton and Elizabeth wilson..

You see, they challenged the Mayor- and he SUED them. Forty eight thousand dollars is what it’ll cost THEM to play.

But they’re not the only ones- I’m going to begin a new project this week. I’m going to begin to compile a list of EVERY lawsuit filed by the Mayors Office and post them here. I’d like to see where our parking ticket money is going.

But in the mean time, I’m going to pay some parking tickets and get this god damn boot off my car.

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Story Of My Life

Holy shit.

Did you know that Social D is playing Crocodile Rock in Allentown Friday Night?

Tickets are $25.50 and it’ll most likely sell out.

Think I may take the trip out 78 for this one.

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