420 Has officially jumped the shark.

It’s been in the blogosphere and on the message boards for the past couple of years.

We knew it was coming.

Back in the early to mid nineties, it was underground.

If you had a “420″ sticker- or “It’s 4:19…got a minute?” tee shirt, only those who really knew…really knew what it was about.

But I knew the final nail was driven into the coffin last year when I heard that jackass Trapper on WTPA yammering on about – “Dude. It’s the official smokers holiday. This one’s for all the smokers. I’m gonna play some Pink Floyd for all of the smokers…wink, wink, nudge, nudge”.

And then he went on to talk about the ORIGIN of the day “The INTERNET told me that it might have something to do with some POLICE code for ‘smoking in progress’ somewhere in California.”

Yeah, and Santa has 12 Reindeer pulling his sleigh.

Howard Stern has ALWAYS eluded to his use of the miracle plant.

Woody Harrelson was probably one of the first mainstream mega hit actor to publicly embrace the nectar of the Gods.

And what about the judge who recently got popped toking in a park on a Sunday afternoon?

420 is just about as valid as the easter bunny to an eighth grader.

It’s done.

The fact that people send those stupid incriminating “virtual blunt” text messages every fucking year makes things even worse.

I vote for us to all quit acknowledging “420″ and start acknowledging the REAL criminal activity- that is the octopus of bureaucrats motivated solely by huge profits and populous oppression tactics in place ONLY to generate more fines and tax dollars to fund the wars of the elite. Acting like our planet is a giant game of Risk.

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5 comments

  1. yosh says:

    oh, come on. What’s wrong with a reason to celebrate?

  2. jerseym says:

    EVERY day is good reason to celebrate-

    Maybe I’m paranoid, but I just sort of think that all of the attention the day gets in the mainstream, commercial sector these days really puts things in a negative light-

    But yeah, I’m celebrating either way :)

  3. Baltimore Honey says:

    I actually got a text from you wishing me a happy one….. soooo~

  4. jerseym says:

    Wasn’t me ;)

    Musta been my evil twin.

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