Archive for April 30, 2007

Notes on the PennLive Message Forums

My first experience on the forums of PennLive was just about two years ago- someone had emailed me a link to some smack-talking with yours truly on the receiving end.

Apparently, the four posters to the TV/Radio Forums didn’t like my radio skills. (or lack thereof)

PennLive, if you’re unfamiliar, is the online version of The Patriot News- Harrisburg’s daily pet-dropping catcher–er, newspaper barely topically scratching the surface…er, covering our local news.

Sure, The Patriot has it’s moments- I’m a big fan of Nancy Eschelman- and try to read her column as often as possible. Alexis Dow and Sara Bozich do a pretty good job covering the bland nightlife scene in The City-

But similar to a sandwich from a gas station, the Patriot News winds up leaving me unsatisfied and searching for the nearest bathroom.
Clumped in with the (mostly) poorly written blogs, seemingly endless high school sports updates, front page splashes about- get this- Bruce Willis complaining about being famous- is the link to the sparsely attended Message Forums.

Moderated by a guy named Milton somewhere in Jersey (of all places), the ‘Harrisburg’ forum has to be the hoi polloi of the bunch.

Each day, regular posters like Tattoo Jim, Jason Smith, Darnell Williams and yours truly pepper the pages with wit and wisdom that the Patriot can’t PAY their staff to write-

Want to get the real scoop on what’s happening in the ranks of City Council? Simply click on any of the perpetually limitless threads about the members, campaigns, cat-fights and even their drug and criminal histories-

ALL topics that would appear to be relevant and news worthy yet barely get a nod within the pages of the bird cage liner…er, newspaper.

My most frequent site visits during the day are to various Message Forums of interest to me- music industry news, bands, social sites and the like fill my browser history.

And while I’m no expert on message boards, I like to consider myself an aficionado, of sorts, of the do’s-don’ts and everything in between about message board etiquette.

Considering the VAST number of available message board applications out there (FREE ones, no less) it’s disheartening even more to have to wade through the clunky format of the PennLive forums.

Anonymity is a blessing and a curse for message forums- but on PennLive it almost seems INTENTIONAL. Perhaps to protect the identities of some of the spin-mongers of the Reed Admin? (most notably the antagonistic ‘hbgtruth’ and ‘devilsbride’)-

It’s not to say that the traffic on PennLive isn’t noticeable- I often see the forums in my referral history for this site- but does high traffic equal a quality site? Or is it more accurate that they’ve been the only stop in town to get news?

The bloggers are getting smarter, more sophisticated and certainly more credible each day-

And mainstream commercial media is dying- if not already dead in the water.

Are we nearing a tipping point where the public goes from getting its information from commercial newspapers and television to non-traditional sources?

I certainly hope so- but like everything else, Harrisburg is a few years behind on the trend-curve.

We NEED more independent bloggers in Harrisburg.

BlogHarrisburg is an RSS reader site that pulls feeds from sites like Anniken Davenport’s Harrisburg Happenings, Mike Zarcone’s Harrisburg Nightlife and Josh Karns Quality blog- all chock full of useful, accurate and hip information.

I find it funny, as well, how PennLive tries to coax anyone with a free hour or two into writing a blog on their site- “apply for your blog! and actually get traffic!” the ad screams- right next to a link to a PennLive blog from some middle aged lady who got divorced and is using the medium in lieu of seeing a therapist.
Ahem, um…hey, PennLive? Cut that shit out. Just because you’re the only commercial news source in town doesn’t mean you’re any GOOD.

It’s a mockery, in fact, when compared to newspapers like The New York Times or the Boston Herald. Hell, even the Lancaster Intelligencer seems to be better written and less biased.

But again, I digress…The PennLive forums are fun to read- and even more fun to poke fun at some of the delusional old-school ‘good ole boys’ who seem to think their fascist methods are going to do anything to discredit the people who actually care about the current goings on and the future of this city.

Is the Patriot News beholden to The Harrisburg Admin?

Or are they here to report, unbiased, about what’s happening within our city?

When was the last time we read an accurate crime report?

When was the last time John Luciew reported on the blatant back room misdoings of the current administration?

That’s what I thought.

Happy posting.
PS- I think it’s high time for Justina to depart from PennLive and get her own domain. She certainly gets my vote for “most improved” local blog this year.

Sadistic Disney

Almost every Sunday, I go to one of my couple-friends George and LeAnne’s to watch The Soprano’s.

You see, they’re both From Jersey- and mock us all you will, but, people from Jersey who’ve transplanted to other states seem to gravitate towards one another- so it’s become sort of a “thing”- since last season, anyway- for us to get together to do this and I enjoy it immensely. It’s the closest thing I’ve got to Sunday Dinner at Gram’s growing up-

Most weeks, we make an event out of it. We cook some sort of Italian meal and cap it off with Éclairs, Cheesecake or some Pepperidge Farm combination of the two.

And then LeAnne goes and dims the lights- we all turn off our cell phones and settle in to their big comfy couches and get immersed in the wide screen TV they’ve got for about fifty minutes- followed by smokes on the deck to discuss the episode.

I usually get there around seven thirty to hang out, catch up, shoot the shit and- of course- eat. (I’m single…which means I usually eat one good meal per week…Sunday Dinner)

They’ve got the super-dope-diggity high definition TV and the full Comcast cable package- (not that I approve of that- but hey, we all need our Sopranos)

So I got there tonight- right on schedule- and we were hanging out, catching up- with the TV on in the background.

“America’s Funniest Home Videos” was on- and while I usually enjoy a chuckle or two at the expense of others, what I saw tonight made me really stop and think how utterly disturbing and twisted Disney really is-

You see, Disney owns ABC Broadcasting.(amongst many other culturally influential things)

If you’ve been living under a rock and are unfamiliar with what the program is about, allow me to explain the premise to you-

The program features short videos shot on home camcorders, cell phones and the like of people in embarrassing and uncomfortable situations- the wedding party falls over each other during the Chicken Dance or while catching the bouquet; father and son playing baseball and son beans Dad in the nuts with the bat or ball; the family cat falls asleep on top of the warm TV and falls off- you get the picture.

Tonights episode featured what may have well been the beginning of the chain of events leading to a Virginia Tech massacre in the future –(oh, I’m sorry- is it TOO SOON?)

There was a video of a kid- no more than six or seven years old- who was being scolded by his father.

The back story of the clip obviously wasn’t shown, but the gist of it led us to believe that something the kid did (on a Sunday afternoon) led the kid’s parents to reprimand him.

His punishment? Not being allowed to watch America’s Funniest Home Videos.

The video showed the seven year old kid in tears- snorting and gasping for air- shortly after being punished.

Behind the camera was the kid’s dad- asking him why he was upset-

“be..be..be (snort) because I was baaad

“And what happens when you’re bad?” The dad coaxed him along-

“I…I…I just can’t SAY … (snort) it” whimpered the poor kid..no more than seven years old.

“Why can’t you say it? What happens when you did what you did?” The father pushed…
“I…(more snorting and tears visibly running down his face) I just … I can’t … I can’t SAAAAYYYY (snort) ITTT”.

Now sobbing uncontrollably.

(Dad) “What’s the matter? What can’t you do?”

“I…I…I can’t watch America’s Funniest Home Videos!”

AUDIENCE ERUPTS IN LAUGHTER.

What?!?!

This!

From the same company that delivered Bambi, Snow White and The Little Mermaid?!

Most times, winding up on TV is a high point of some people’s lives.

Get quoted on the news, maybe saved a cat from a burning tree, caught a foul ball at the baseball game-

But a seven year old kid- after being scolded for doing something wrong and in the most raw and vulnerable state- being VIDEOTAPED by his scolder- and then SADISTICALLY shown on NATIONAL TELEVISION!?

That kid, the poor thing, will be RIDICULED and MADE FUN OF Monday morning in Homeroom.

Guaranteed.

And that’s gonna scar the kid for LIFE!

Imagine being seven years old and doing something to garner being punished. And then being sent to your room–sobbing like a…like a SEVEN YEAR OLD KID.

And THEN! Imagine your parents VIDEOTAPING the whole thing and broadcasting it to the NATION!

I tell ya, man– people wonder why some kids grow up and wind up completely SNAPPING on their classmates-

This is one of those times that makes sense.

Good job, Disney. Keep up the great work.

Family programming?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Community Action Council-

Could it be time for something of a ‘shadow’ city council in Harrisburg?

With the history of elections in this city, I’m REALLY biting my nails about the outcome of the May 15 primaries.

I mean, we all know who we WANT to win–

Those of us in the know have already decided what lever we’ll be pulling-

But some interesting items have popped up lately- most noticeably the presence of Wanda Williams with The Reed Team-

If I can make ONE CALL OF ACTION to the readers of this blog- it’s to PLEASE do some research about the candidates- and most importantly, if you’re a resident of the City of Harrisburg- do your part as a citizen and vote on May 15-

Vote for the person or people who YOU BELIEVE have the most integrity, promise and conviction to do everything in their power to speak wholly FOR the citizens, families, children, culture and taxpayers within the City of Harrisburg-

Don’t- for one second- think that your vote on May 15 doesn’t count.

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y-7fl1nJfw

Board Of Control Video

Watch the expression on Les Ford’s face after Calobe votes AGAINST his own resolution-

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzjWJXXf2xs

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The Trouble with Neighbors

My Dad and I bought a house on Penn Street just about three years ago.

Part investment property/part ‘my first house’, I lived there until the first week of February.
Once the reality of self-employment…coupled with the ever mounting energy costs hit me like a sock full of quarters on the side of the head while walking home on Third Street sank in, I decided it’d be a better financial (and safety) move to trim the fat of my existence and move into a small, basic, clean and manageable two bedroom place in Midtown and polish up the Penn Street stone to rent it out for a few years.

I’ve really got my fingers crossed about the announced plans to essentially overhaul Maclay to Muench from Front to Third by knocking down the crackhouses and putting up some Capitol Heights filler- at least for a few years so I can turn a profit on the place that’s surrounded by every criminal element known to man on either side.

But I digress…

I’m in a cozy little two bedroom at Second and Calder now. It’s nice. I’m surrounded by the Broad Street Market, Midtown Cinema, Midtown Tavern, The River, Ciervo’s Pizza and Bayou for Brunch on a Sunday morning is a nice crispy stroll. Oh! And sooner than later, Nonna’s is moving in on Reily Street!
Not to mention, my neighbors are Chile, Donny and Jen, Brooks and the bridge to Sarah’s is only five or six blocks away now.

I really do love this neighborhood.

But my neighbors- man, do they ever suck.

My office/main space where my PC/Mac/Music are- is directly above her bedroom.

If I play music louder than a hamster farting she is at the doorbell/intercom FREAKING OUT about the noise.

Just this past Friday morning, I was heading out the door at around 8AM and she followed me out to the front steps-

“Eh-scuze me! Eh-scuze me! What the hell is tha mattah with you with all the loud music at one thirty in the mornin?”

Hattie is her name.

I said “Hattie…Look, I’m really sorry about the noise…I…I keep late hours…and, um…I think that your bedroom is right below my subwoofer on my stereo system. I really try to keep it down but I guess I’ll turn it lower.”

But the ironic part is- the couple and their eighteen month old upstairs from me must play catch with fifty pound weights at some point during every single day. And they must suck at catch because it sounds like they’re dropping fifty pound weights on the floor all the time!
I can understand coming home and kicking off your shoes, letting them fall to the foot of the bed- but JEEZ! I started joking with my friends, describing them as “the elephants” but DAMN! These guys are more like the running of the bulls in Pamplona every night of the week.

Look, my point is- the crabby old lady downstairs sucks- she bitches and whines EVERY chance she gets- and the people upstairs are all clunky and loud-

But really, for what this place is- I’m a pretty happy guy.

I think I finally feel at home in Harrisburg.

video://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6e8aOdPxhI