Jersey Mike

I fear spam.

There’s something…what’s the word?

Infesting about it.

Like mice. Or roaches. Or an annoying neighbor.

And it’s got an odd way of surfacing when it does. Because it’s no longer limited to just email. It’s EVERYWHERE.

Especially here.

But the oddest little critters of spam have to be the seemingly random bits of wisdom dropped like bird poop onto a similar subjected post based on the title .

I’ve been collecting the email notifications for a specific post I made- “You can fool some people sometimes…(Harrisburg deficit blog”

They just pop up there. Like pages of an inspirational bathroom reader.

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be…

The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons…

And my personal favorite–

Idleness is a constant sin, and labor is a duty. Idleness is the devil’s home for temptation and for unprofitable, distracting musings; while labor profiteth others and ourselves…

No real sales pitch. No Viagra. No mortgage help. No stock tips.

Just words of wisdom.

Odd, no?